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I feel like a horrible person

I feel like a horrible person.

It has been exactly one month since my last post. 

Horrible. Horrible. Horrible.

What’s my excuse? Well, there’s a few.
– New job
– New hours
– Lots of naps
– Lots of driving for work
– Lots of cooking
– Crossfitting at 0600
– New obsession with Scandal


Since I don’t know the next time I might be able to do a drive-by here for who knows how long, I might as well share those post-it note juicing recipes with y’all. I mean, I mentioned it MAYBE a month ago. Probably longer.

Eat (or drink) your veggies!

– 1 head kale
– 2 heads spinach
– 2 carrots, peeled
– 2 cucumbers, peeled
– 4 oranges, peeled

– 2 cucumbers
– 4-5 stalks of kale
– 2 apples
– 4 oranges

– 1 bag of spinach
– 3 cucumbers
– 4 carrots

– 2 beets
– 3 stalks of celery
– 4 carrots
– 2 apples
– 1 lemon, peeled
– 1 cucumber
– 1″ ginger

– 2 heads of spinach
– 1 head kale
– 5 cucumbers
– 3 oranges, peeled
– 2 apples

– 3 oranges
– 3 apples
– 1 small seedless watermelon

– 1 bunch kale
– 3 cucumbers
– 1 box strawberries
– 2 oranges
– 1 apple

– 1 bag power greens
– 2lbs strawberries
– 3 oranges, peeled
– 1 apple, peeled
– 3 cucumbers, peeled

– 3 cucumbers
– 4 carrots
– 1 bunch celery
– 1 bunch kale

A lot of these are kind of the same. Just little bitty variations on each other.


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Five on Friday!

It’s finally Friday! My first work-week of the Advocare 24-day challenge + paleo challenge is almost over! I’ve been religiously hitting the box everyday since starting but was too sore to go yesterday. Y’all, when your body is telling you to take a rest day, TAKE A REST DAY. I learned that the hard way a few months ago.

Well, in preparation for a semi-calm weekend of work, I figured I’d throw together a little Five on Friday for y’all. Not only is this my first Five on Friday of 2014, but it’s my first one ever!

1. If you’re challenging yourself to eat better, whether its cleaner, more paleo or whatever, don’t give into your cravings. I can’t tell you how hard those first few days are, but once you pass them it’s clear skies and sweet freedom. I keep fruit and a bag of veggies in my fridge now, and when I get a craving I’ll grab a sweet piece of fruit to satisfy it. It’s been five days since I’ve had anything remotely chocolate and it feels great!

2. Over the past few days it’s been ridiculously cold down here in South Louisiana. I don’t know how you Northerners do it. I was wearing probably five layers just to walk outside and convince Ms. Oakley she needed to go to the bathroom before we could cuddle up on the couch and watch a movie.

3. I started extensive meal planning this week with my Advocare 24-day challenge + paleo challenge. Every Saturday, I sit down with an excel spreadsheet and plan out every single thing I plan on eating that week. No lie. I even have water listed (even though we should ALL be drinking a ton of water, I put it on there as a friendly reminder). Breakfast, snack, lunch, snack, pre-workout, dinner, snack, water, water, water. It’s all planned so when I go to the store on Sunday morning I know exactly what I need to buy so I can save money and only buy what I need. There are no excuses if you’re prepared and plan ahead.

4. I learned that there are always people who want you to fail. Always. And you know what happens when you realize that? I pick yourself up off the ground (that’s only if you’ve fallen down), brush the dirt off your butt and keep on with your life. Why? Because it’s YOUR life. It’s your life, your stage, everyone else is just a guest in it. You have to do you first. I had a great talk with one of my good friends over at Eat. Pray. WOD. last night about this same thing. There will always be mean girls who push you around because they’re jealous, insecure, or whatever the reason. From middle school, high school, college, even in the workforce. Just let it go. You can’t let people bring you down. Ever.

5. Lastly, learn to spread your wings. I’ve been job-hunting and up until recently had been limiting myself to Louisiana. Why? Because I’m scared of change. I’m scared to lose the friends I’ve made in Baton Rouge, scared to leave my family in New Orleans, and I’m scared to leave my box and all the great people I’ve met through it. But you know what? There are other boxes out there. There are other cities to call home. There are people out there who can become your future friends and boxmates. You just have to be ready to let go of what’s holding you back and dive on in. Moving can suck. But moving can be good. It can be healthy. Think of it as a new, clean slate. You just have to be ready and accept the challenge.

Five on Friday!